Being bossed around...
"I be back, stay there Mummy"
"Don't want do it, Mummy do it"
"I want cereal! I want farl! I want chocate!" etc etc
And upon being presented with said demanded item, "Don't want it"
Having to endure endless reruns of...
Train videos on You Tube (oh my god there are soooo many train geeks out there)
Justin Fletcher's Nursery Rhymes (and not being able to get the image of angry inflamed arses out of my mind upon hearing hot cross buns)
Refusing to have his nappy changed
Today's example: Can I change your nappy Jake?
"No. I drawing now. I drawing Sponboj"
"Jake, can you please pick up the paper you threw on the floor?"
"I drinking tea now. Mummy do it. Pease."
And my very favourite...his made up songs.
Most of them are very endearing. His latest one however, could do with some work...
Mummy Mummy (awwwww) horsey horsey (erm....okay....) knickers knickers (heh?)
Mummy horsey knickers!
At least he still wants cuggles.